Author archive: Kevin

The Tranny

Okay I got some things to do today, ended up coming across this one, and it will save me some time from typing up the article as I don’t konw what to say about this one.

Chemical Killer

Okay, you dont know how hard today was to find someone, every profile I checked was private. Which answers some emails as to where I get these people from that being Myspace. Not sure where to start with this girl today. What do you notice first, the makeup, or the boobs?

Roller Derby Pictures…. Finally.

I finally got around to got off my ass and posted the pictures that have been sitting on flash cards for about a month. I posted 4 sets and about 300 pictures, as well as reposted the JSRG bout pictures. They were taken down when I destroyed the site ( on purpose I wanted to started over, fresh )

The Orange Milf Hunter

Right off the bat I shit you not, this guys profile for occupation say’s he is a Milf Hunter, and his companies he has listed a cell phone store. He’s been working there for 5 months now. So MADDDD props to that shit yo! Those paychecks have been going towards the tannning beds which is clearly stated as something he likes to do. As if we couldn’t tell by the orange hue as seen in picture 1. I cant read lips to well but is he saying ‘douche’ in that picture as well ?

Ever hear about those 2 girls ?

Okay so have you heard about those two girls and one cup? If you haven’t you must be living under a rock. As its been around since I want to say last summer or so. First time I heard about it was when Tiffany mentioned it at a going away party we had for Jon, of which pretty much no one knew what it was. HORRIBLE.

Mr. Muscle Milk

Figure today I’ll mix it up a bit Monday I wrote about a plastic girl that I dubbed Miss Photoshop, and yesterday was a dunkin donut visting Bombbshell ( yes with two B’s ). So today we will change the sex of the ‘Dirty Jersey’ section although some of you thought Miss Photoshop was a tranny.

The Bombbshell

Yes Bombbshell with two B’s is how she has it on her page, maybe its short for something. I’m not sure but looking at picture 1, what I am sure of are those boobs don’t know which way to go. They have without a doubt headed south, and Moses seemed to have split these deflated sand filled balloons apart some time ago as they are headed east and west.

Miss Photoshop

This girl OBVIOUSLY knows her way around Photoshop. I mean take a look at the first picture. What do you notice first? Besides her implants. Well I assume they are implants could be real but yea…. anyways. What is the first thing you notice besides those? Exactly her big white eyes. Never in my life have I seen such white eyes. What about that smooth looking forehead and cheeks.

Headtripp

Okay so Headtripp has been around for a few years. Atleast the name has, not all the current members are orginal members of the band. But Jimmy Fire and Jim have been trading off musical talent in the band, each time bringing something fresh to make them stand out and make you say ‘This is Headtripp?’ But in a way where you will be questioning if this is the same Headtripp you seen 3 months ago. They keep it fresh, and energetic.

With LJ out, in stepped Marcus both great talented guys but would be replaced by Nate. From what I can tell he is very outgoing and is all for the band and taking it to higher levels. Each time I talked to Firehead he would say ‘Bro you gotta see what we have lined up, it’s awesome’. Each time I went to see them that statement couldn’t be further from the truth as awesome was an understatement. Then with Matt leaving for his own ventures and instepping Craig. We get songs that not other band around is doing from a ‘Sexy Back‘ remix to their Souljah Boy Crank Dat remix. Both are awesome. I just wish they would do them both in the second sets when more people can see the talent and energy that the band puts into these. They are energetic and keep the crowd going at all times.

Also with the addition of Nate and Craig has come what seems to be weekly youtube promotional videos. There is the ‘Head On‘ video as well as the ‘Chia Head‘ telling you where they will be the coming week, can check out the other videos Nate has added for the band as well. Haven’t seen any of the other bands doing this? Does Headtripp need to, does the other bands need to? It’s not a question of does a band need to or not, it seems to me as this latest version of ‘Tripp has learned something with each member replacement. Give it all you go, entertain the crowd both on stage and off. Each and every Friday and Saturday night as well as during the work week. Be in with youtube videos or leaving myspace comments, and bulletins.

With summer a short 2 weeks away I can only imagine the new song lineups they have in store for us, as well as the promo youtube videos. If you havent checked them out you should do so soon as I feel they will have a nice following this summer wherever they play.

Can find out more information on Headtripp here:
www.myspace.com/headtripp
www.headtripp.com