Mr. Caterpillar

Guido ? No this is ‘s1ick’ atleast that is what he calls himself, as you can see he took the time out to put it in picture 4. But others may call him a guido. I think the pictures hold enough ground to refer to him as one. That being ‘guido’ not ‘s1lick’ with a number one for an L.

Do I even need to mention anything with the first picture? Seriously do I?  Yea didn’t think so, but I’m going to. WHAT THE FUCK!? Whats with the furry cowboy hat to cover up the shrinking nuts from these roids he started taking. Why would you buy that hat? But more importantly why would you put that picture on your myspace? Was it taken with a camera or a webcam? Does he work as a stripper for an internet cowboy stripper live dance show thing, to pay for his VIP bottle service treatment as seen in picture 2. Never understood the entire pay to be a VIP thing. ‘Sucker’ comes to mind more so then ‘VIP’.

Is that the typical guido myspace picture? The entire stand in front of the mirror in some Ed Hardy  clothes where you only tuck in the front of the shirt from one pocket to the other, wearing sunglasses in the house with your hat to the side standing next to wood molding that matches your skin from those trips to the tanning beds.

Thats cool that he hangouts with dike looking guys. Tell me you do’nt think that one ‘guy’ on the right in picture 5 doesn’t look like it could pass for a girl with short hair. Exactly you can’t, she ehh.. he does. Whats with the big rings on the guy in blues hands? That hair, they probably just shared the same bottle of Guido Gel and are posing for this picture as the new spokesmen.. ehh spokeswomen?

Anyways probably wonder where the name Mr. Caterpillar came from. Well take a look at those bushy ass eyebrows. Ever see one of those furry caterpillars? Yup there you go.