Mr. Sparkles

Okay so I was having a hard time finding someone yet again, when I got an IM saying ‘this guy is perfect’, and she’s right. He is perfect for the Dirty Jersey.

Picture one we have the guido blow back haircut although it seems to be a mild version as its at a wedding but that suit. Holy Fucking Shit Batman! I’m not sure what to say. I am against a guy wearing pink, but if it was between a pink shirt and this glittery suit. I’m going with the pink suit/shirt. Seriously Glitter Suit? I wont mention the scissor hands. Check out the second picture, I think his lips are taking up 1/4 of his face. while that flower is half the size of his face.

Check out picture 3 and 4. He works out, no gym needed here. Just walk into the living room, why waste all the time driving to the gym. When you could just walk into a different room of the house, to use the stepper or treadmill. You cant miss the finding nemo pool float around his head, and his lips have returned, while hes watching MMA fighting on tv. So this guy is clearly a bad ass with his oompa loompa orange coloring and pink shirt with a popped color along with that cool spoon collection hanging on the wall in picture 4. How could I forget to mention those smooth as silk shaved arms ?

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