The Orange Milf Hunter

Right off the bat I shit you not, this guys profile for occupation say’s he is a Milf Hunter, and his companies he has listed a cell phone store. He’s been working there for 5 months now. So MADDDD props to that shit yo! Those paychecks have been going towards the tannning beds which is clearly stated as something he likes to do. As if we couldn’t tell by the orange hue as seen in picture 1. I cant read lips to well but is he saying ‘douche’ in that picture as well ?

This guy is real bad ass look at the way he can pose for the camera phone ( obviously picture 2 ). But come on working around all those camera phones everyday must be to tempting to open them up take pictures. This way the new owner has the wallpaper set as the sales guy along with the already stored number incase any emergencies, of course. Does anyone else notice the hair? More specifically then the typical guido fist pumping, leased benz driving blowout hairstyle. I’m talking about how he trained his hair to complete the bad ass look. Look at the forhead area, how he has trained it to look like devil horns. Tell me you don’t see that! Now tell me that doesn’t complete the ‘bad ass’ image.

What is with this guy and posting pictures of him in weird poses? In picture… shit one through three really. But take a look at the third group of 4 pictures. We have your fist pumping, the ‘I own this club no one better mess with me’ pose, the souljah boy crank dat dance while sitting, as well as the gun show. Please tell me what is more bad ass then 3 guys making guns with their hands at a club. I should also point out the bandana on the wrist, the popped collar, pamela anderson style tattoo, orange glowing skin, and I can only assume fake dog tags. Oh somehow I forgot the mini blow back hair style. But thats just from the one guy.

Was told the ‘Mr Muscle Milk‘ post was a little to long. So how’s this one? Thoughts on this guy, the ‘dirty jersey’ articles etc. Should I do more then 1 a day ? Leave some feedback and let me know.