Mr. Muscle Milk

Figure today I’ll mix it up a bit Monday I wrote about a plastic girl that I dubbed Miss Photoshop, and yesterday was a dunkin donut visting Bombbshell ( yes with two B’s ). So today we will change the sex of the ‘Dirty Jersey’ section although some of you thought Miss Photoshop was a tranny.

Today we have Mr Muscle Milk which in the first picture is obviously involved in a game of rock paper scissors. Either that or he is trying to show us off his bling watch which seems to be dull on the bling factor. Seems those arms are blinging more then the watch due to the Mach 5 Turbo razor used to shave away the hair.

Second picture we have a more sculpted Mr Muscle Milk, those trips to GNC are really paying off. I always wondered how the guidos got that ‘blow back’ hair style, and as we can see you need a bandana. But you also must wear it so tight your face turns red while doing so.

In picture three we see him with a lady showing off his A-cups. You would think with that much definition in his arms as seen in the second picture he would spend more time on his man boobs.

So far he fits the guido sterotype doesnt he? We had the side ways gangsta peace sign, the fake orange tan, the blow back gotti hairstyle, along with the muscle milk, gym going roided up body. What are we missing. Oh right a leased Benz ( as seen in picture 4 ) Now I’m just assuming it was a leased for a few reasons, like oh I don’t know. Lack of tinted windows, stock wheels come on wheres the bling? But the main reason I think it was a lease is cause the caption under the picture reads ‘ My Benz ..May It R.I.P. .. ‘ Sucks driving a Benz then having to go back to a 93 Civic Sedan, I’d miss the MB as well.

The fifth and final picture we have Mr Muscle Milk giving a kiss to some with tissues in her shirt. I guess she didnt get the memo that the price of implants have come way down. Luckily for her with summer coming up she can stop going to the tanning beds and save a few bucks. Yes yes I’m sure its just her strapless bra. But what humor is there in that? None exactly but she obviously only has one strapless bra, cause why wouldn’t she be wearing a black one to go with that dress ? Exactly she only owns one, a white one. Now back to Mr Muscle. This kiss couldn’t have taken place without the help of heavens above. Thats right, he is wearing rosary beads!! Who the fuck does that!? Oh right apparently its a guido thing to do, cause someone in the Miss Photoshop image was doing the same thing. Since when do you EVER wear rosary beads. Sorry but when I went to church ( haven’t gone in years ) you HELD them. But if you do wear them thats fine because you are mostly are wearing them out of respect for God, and not as some accessory to your outfit for a night out at the club.