Miss Photoshop

This girl OBVIOUSLY knows her way around Photoshop. I mean take a look at the first picture. What do you notice first? Besides her implants. Well I assume they are implants could be real but yea…. anyways. What is the first thing you notice besides those? Exactly her big white eyes. Never in my life have I seen such white eyes. What about that smooth looking forehead and cheeks.

Now take a look at the second picture, what do we see? RIGHT!! The white eyes have returned along with the fake plastic looking forehead but this time she gave her self a nose job, as well as she gave her self new lips. Well atleast ones that seem fake looking as if they were pasted on. But I wont mention the difference in skin color from her forehead to neck to chest areas, cause that would point out a bad photoshop job, wouldn’t it?

But what I will mention is that in the third photo we have a skin color difference. Right away you notice the bright white eyes. I’m kind of thinking she likes the whole ‘deer in headlights’ type look in a way. Don’t you? Miss Bright Eyes must not have noticed when she ran a filter that it changed the color of her legs. But I’m sure she noticed that the smudge tool and gaussian blur tools were selected cause they seem very well used in this picture.

But what makes me really know this girl knows her way around photoshop check out the fourth and final picture. I mean seriously look what she did to these guys. Look how jacked they are! Oh wait nevermind Guidos forgot, about the roids and protein shakes, and the whole ‘I own this place’ attitude. But when you have a girl that is so into her self like this one clearly is how could she not surround herself with people that are just as self centered? Also is that guy on the left wearing rosary beads? Since when do you wear them and to a club no less!? WTF!